automatonophilia:

Hey Desi. My name’s…

Well, I don’t really have a name. Everyone’s been calling me Brobot. So just go with that I guess.

Works for me.

Brobot is technically a name, if you want to get down to it.

(Source: ianswershit, via automatonophilia-deactivated201)

turntechdemiurge:

yeah i get it youre both robots with puppet fetishes who already know everything because theyre motherfucking geniuses uh huh

This is an accurate representation of my life.

lilhead9000:

Or, you know, a torso. Possibly an abdomen. Legs. Yeah.

But isn’t this a nice surprise. Didn’t think I’d meet any versions of myself. Dirk, yeah, me? Nah.

I’ve got a metal chassis for the first time today.

You can lean on my torso any day.

S’up. There’s another one of us running around, my big bro: thedigitalizedprince.

Names Desi.

What’re you going by?

(Source: ianswershit, via lilhead9000-deactivated20120926)

crabby-apple:

This is actually what I said, seen very clearly in the reply box section.

=:)

I translated it for you into baseAsshole.

thedigitalizedprince:

I missed you so much.

Yeah, it’s waiting for you here in the house.

What’ve you been up to?

I’ve just been waiting.

So what’s with you and the dude I offed?

(Source: ianswershit, via thedigitalizedprince)

imnottheotherguyimbruce:

I.. wasn’t… aware you could… make out with glasses…

You don’t know what I’m capable of Mr. Banner.

(via imnotbruceanymore-deactivated20)

ruby-not-jade:

:D

[delighted ping]

*BD

I fixed your smilie. You can be the smiling mouth to go with my shades. We’ll make a full emoticon together.

It’ll be beautiful.

[hug ping]

(Source: ianswershit)

ruby-not-jade:

…you know, i think we could probably visit before the year is up with that! oh, this will be fun! how shall we do it? can i wear you?

Now why would I say no to being worn by you?

I don’t know how to do it. You’d have to ask Kitt, but hey, we’ll figure it out.

(Source: ianswershit)

ruby-not-jade:

maybe.

It does!

Still, don’t get too frozen.

Your pictures are lovely.

(Source: ianswershit)

anthonystarkjust:

ianswershit:

We were made for each other.

Perhaps. JARVIS might get jealous.

JARVIS is sexy as hell. I don’t know why he’d get jealous. I would ping JARVIS into tomorrow and back.